A Part Apart

I feel like I never graduated high school. I screwed around throughout my high school tenureĀ and ended up 1/2 a credit short in Algebra II, which I had to knock off in summer school, and then there was to be a summer school graduation ceremony for we future leaders of America. No, thank you; I had an appointment in New Hampshire for falling flat on my face in love, and you don’t show up late for those. No matter how much you wish you had, somehow you will never show up late for those.

I don't remember this at all.
I don’t remember this at all.

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The Ghostmaker (2012) Film Review!

There are some different versions of the cover art for this movie, but this is the one I saw, so this'll be the one you see. Hope it's creepy!
There are some different versions of the cover art for this movie, but this is the one I saw, so this’ll be the one you see. Hope it’s creepy!

The Ghostmaker
(Original Title: Box of Shadows)
Released 2012/Rated R/Runtime: 91 mins.

Three dudes find a box that can turn ’em into ghosts. Continue reading “The Ghostmaker (2012) Film Review!”

Oscar Contenders: Sick Boy (2012)

Dude, check this poster. This is scaring me to death right now. I always thought I'd see something like this when I was a kid, and that's why I didn't sleep until the day after my 14th birthday.
Dude, check this poster. This is scaring me to death right now. I always thought I’d see something like this when I was a kid, and that’s why I didn’t sleep until the day after my 14th birthday.
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VHS 2 (or is it V/H/S 2? Man, I’m too old for this shit.) Film Review!

V/H/S 2, one of these scary types of movies that I'm terrified to watch.
V/H/S 2, one of these scary types of movies that I’m terrified to watch.

It was just last year when V/H/S was released and here we are, already to strap back in and bite the mouth guard for the sequel. V/H/S 2 gets rolling in much the same way as the first film, and in short order as we find yet another selection of adults who have such a thirst for the unknown knowledge of the universe and focus so strong that they can sit through numerous VHS viewings, sans refreshments! Continue reading “VHS 2 (or is it V/H/S 2? Man, I’m too old for this shit.) Film Review!”

Oscar Contenders: Mama (2013)

Now listen to me Mama! Mama! You're taking away my last chance!
Now listen to me Mama! Mama! You’re taking away my last chance!

Well, someone has to watch these things.

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Red Herring: A Quasi-Review of The Walking Dead’s “Clear”

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Here, we see Rick, Carl and Michonne embark upon their mission to get to the end of this week’s script.

SPOILER ALERT: This blog is hardly about “Clear,” the 12th episode in the 3rd season of The Walking Dead. I loved this episode, but if you want a review of it, plenty of other people have done so, and they love doing reviews, which possibly means they write them better than I do. And hey! Those reviews probably have ads that will lead you down a rabbit-hole of consumerism, which is way cool. I’m a jealous, spiteful man. Continue reading “Red Herring: A Quasi-Review of The Walking Dead’s “Clear””