My girlfriend offered up a kindness and peace today, & while that’s not where this starts, let’s start there. Neither of us are even close to flush with cash, and we have mountains of debt. She’s scratching away at hers, bit by bit, working a job she can be proud to do while being far better than it. Continue reading “Product Review: Monkey Shoulder Triple Malt Scotch Whisky”
ROOLY SECURITY AGENCY
23 HERBERT MARCULARY AVENUE
WUSE 2 GARKI ABUJA
FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY
My name is Andrew Louis, the Senior Directing officer of one of the many branches Rooly Security Agency. I am writing you concerning a situation which has come to my notice and i would like a confirmation from you before i proceed with my actions.
A consignment box containing a very huge amount of Fund about $15Million USD was brought here to be kept in custody by one Delegate Anderson Curtis who was assigned to Africa to handle issues involving foreign Beneficiaries being ripped each time they try to make a claim on their inheritance .This was done some months ago which the Agent stressed that the consignment belongs to you. Continue reading “I Live For The Intrigue”
OK, so here’s the deal with this entry: I had a company-wide “town hall” meeting today at my job, where the highest of the upper management stopped by our quaint little hamlet to talk to the serfs & plebeians about how the company’s doing. Honestly, there isn’t a whole lot to tell about these things, though my experience at this event was probably a bit more exciting than a great many others who suffered a similar fate of being stuck at this thing with no personal time available to skip out on today and go get shitfaced at the bar adjacent to the movie theater in which this event was held.
So when the few in the office who didn’t attend asked about how the meeting went, I had the option to either go over the meeting minutes -or- lie my ass off. I chose the latter. What’s going to follow here are both versions of the events that transpired. You choose the one you like best.
2 blogs for the price of none! Enjoy! Continue reading “Dear, Sweet Fact vs. Fiction (Corporate America, Round 2)”
For those who aren’t personally close to me, I took up a job working for a major corporation again about a week ago. There were lots of factors that led to that decision, most of them having to do with having the money to afford that sweet “American with health insurance that works” lifestyle, but the simple reason for it is that freelance pays when it wants to, and in my experience that timeframe is between “rarely” and “never.” I have a bunch of tales to tell from those strictly-freelance days, and am excited to eventually get to them, but this feature is something I want to get to first because it’s quick and immediate. Continue reading “Talking Out Yo’ Ass (Corporate America, Round 2)”
…And then one day, this cat was just sitting out there. He was a frail, skinny guy with a head far too big for his long, bony body. When a cat’s so thin that his bones are visible despite his long fur, you can tell he’s possibly a cat model, maybe has feline AIDS, or just might have escaped from a cat concentration camp. With no striped, cat-sized pajamas around, let’s breathe easy and be sure that the cat concentration camp doesn’t exist. Continue reading “Origin & 1st: Wolfgang”
It was just last year when V/H/S was released and here we are, already to strap back in and bite the mouth guard for the sequel. V/H/S 2 gets rolling in much the same way as the first film, and in short order as we find yet another selection of adults who have such a thirst for the unknown knowledge of the universe and focus so strong that they can sit through numerous VHS viewings, sans refreshments! Continue reading “VHS 2 (or is it V/H/S 2? Man, I’m too old for this shit.) Film Review!”