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		<title>Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-You can&#8217;t put a Yin-Yang on a sign that says &#8220;Relaxation Spa&#8221; anymore unless the black dot is winking and the white dot is made of jizz. It almost seems racist to just leave it up there, as if everyone doesn&#8217;t know. You know. -Saw a place today, don&#8217;t know what it was. I&#8217;m pretty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=343&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 04:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Amy Winehouse died today. It wasn&#8217;t something that necessarily caught anyone by surprise, I&#8217;m sure, but it&#8217;s still definitely interesting to see what happens, how people cope when someone in her realm dies. She, as much as I can say without being too familiar with her, is someone who has been around for the past [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=339&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Quick Nod to how the Media Wants Your Fear to Kill You</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 00:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sitting down to read the news this evening, I found a number of articles regarding the summer heat I (and most of the country) am currently experiencing. Most of the country is dealing with temperatures well into the 90s, and topping 100 in numerous states. Add the humidity, and the heat index is expected to soar [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=325&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m dying to not have a topic this time, but I will anyway.</title>
		<link>http://xtopherjacques.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/im-dying-to-not-have-a-topic-this-time-but-i-will-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the whole thing is best surmised with &#8220;I made it home by closing time, filled a 24oz. cup (I&#8217;m lying, it&#8217;s 30) with 100-proof vodka and cranberry juice. You know, for the urinary tract&#8230;and I had a blast. Unless you break down the per-diem on a basic Netflix subscription, tonight&#8217;s fun, at about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=318&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Flippant Flipping</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it was Joe Rogan who said &#8220;it&#8217;s not racist to be racial.&#8221;  Absolutely right. So, with that, know that I&#8217;m going to be racial here. I&#8217;m going to put forth stereotypes, but we do know in the backs of our minds that, often, stereotypes become such for good reason. Here&#8217;s one to start: [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=312&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Private Agony Melange Public Posted</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 00:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been seething for months, working it all down like a  rolling boil. Trying to reduce the elements, right? Trying to make a sauce out of pan drippings, only it&#8217;s coming out all bitter. I leave it on too long, the bits go past burning. the whole damned mess gets too thick and I have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=308&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 05:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It really shouldn&#8217;t take so much to get a fountain drink, 3/4 Coke Zero and 1/4 Cherry Coke. Sometimes, even often, it does, but it really shouldn&#8217;t. Wawa is a brand of convenience stores in the area, and they&#8217;re great. They have a full-service, 24-hour deli, cheap gas, bright lights and surprisingly little murder. They [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=302&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coatesville.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even want to take a long time with this one, setting up with rolling hills and adventures missed by blinks of the eye. There&#8217;s nothing more important about this moment than the moment itself. Coatesville, PA. 1:30 pm. Rolling right down the Main Line, US Rt. 30, I slowed for a red light. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=291&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>State by State: Pennsylvania</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At just shy of 2 in the morning on July 30th, I find myself relaxing in my childhood home. Rested, with a beverage and a whole lot of ease, I&#8217;ve had more than a few moments to reflect on the whirlwind of a trip it was just to get back here. As there was at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=288&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>To the Bonafide T-Wat in the Coventry Mall</title>
		<link>http://xtopherjacques.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/to-the-bonafide-t-wat-in-the-coventry-mall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea what happened. I'm so pleased it did, but I'm wholly confused. I don't ever need to solve the mystery; this confusion is actually very beautiful. But I'm finding it more and more odd by the day, that such intensely coincidental and once-in-a-lifetime things are happening to me in a rather rapid succession. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=279&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>If I Tell You A Secret, Do You Promise to Keep It? Keep it Close to Your Heart, and Never Tell a Soul?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was six years old when we moved to what is now the true family home in Port St. Lucie. We&#8217;d been in a little house on Rainier Rd. prior to that, in a little neighborhood east of U.S. 1 that was just fine. I was five; what the Hell did I know of crime or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=274&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Conundrum</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I got a pen: big deal. Well, of course it's not a big deal...but this pen had surprises for me. Like an acquaintance of years who suddenly decides to help you bury a body, things were shared. Secrets were made known. Sure, it's just a pen, right?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=263&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">See? It&#039;s a beaut!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">What a gorgeous pen!</media:title>
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		<title>Staci Thinks A Bucket List&#8217;s in Order, &amp; She&#8217;s Right.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20) I want irrefutable proof of some pop star actually having to have his or her stomach pumped after ingesting a large amount of semen.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=257&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Allen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 07:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I was smitten beyond return upon your muttering of the phrase, &#8220;of the great state of Georgia.&#8221; Prior to that utterance, I&#8217;d thought of Georgia in exactly three ways&#8211; 1) Mile Marker 5 is a great place to get a motel room for $20 a night. 2) The I-95 corridor smells like 100 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=248&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Devil Tree (Link)</title>
		<link>http://xtopherjacques.wordpress.com/2010/06/05/the-devil-tree-link/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 07:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi all! You&#8217;d be doing me a tremendous solid by heading over to www.horrornews.net and searching &#8220;The Devil Tree.&#8221; The first result will be a piece I wrote about my experience there, and I think you guys would really enjoy it! It&#8217;s an exclusive over there for the time being, so I won&#8217;t repost it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=xtopherjacques.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11207235&amp;post=238&amp;subd=xtopherjacques&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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