A Part Apart

I feel like I never graduated high school. I screwed around throughout my high school tenure and ended up 1/2 a credit short in Algebra II, which I had to knock off in summer school, and then there was to be a summer school graduation ceremony for we future leaders of America. No, thank you; I had an appointment in New Hampshire for falling flat on my face in love, and you don’t show up late for those. No matter how much you wish you had, somehow you will never show up late for those.

I don't remember this at all.

I don’t remember this at all.

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Product Review: Monkey Shoulder Triple Malt Scotch Whisky

My girlfriend offered up a kindness and peace today, & while that’s not where this starts, let’s start there. Neither of us are even close to flush with cash, and we have mountains of debt. She’s scratching away at hers, bit by bit, working a job she can be proud to do while being far better than it. Read the rest of this entry

NEW & IMPROVED! My Amazon.com Review For The 6th Season of “The Big Bang Theory”, WITH CUSTOMER COMMENTS!

Hey pals! Well, some folks are at it again on Amazon.com, treating a television show like it’s their God or something. For the life of me, I can’t get over how passionate people are over things that are produced in such an assembly-line manner as a sit-com, and I guess maybe I’ll never fully understand it. I mean, I love the show “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” but if someone gave it a shitty review on Amazon, I think I’d read it, disagree, and then move on to look for something that I’m going to buy. Isn’t that what most people do?

Anyway, this is, by and large, a repost of the previous post I made, but at the end of the article, I’ve included the comments for my review (and my responses to them). This stuff is, by and large, fun to me, but I have to admit that the thinly-veiled personal insults do creep under my skin. But hey: when a person is nothing more than a disembodied collection of words on a major website, it’s pretty easy to disregard the human’s feelings, isn’t it? Of course it is: I’m sadly as guilty of it as anyone.

And that’s where this repost of this thing ultimately takes me: I need to take a look at how I treat people, too. These people are using ad hominem attacks on me, probably so nonchalantly that they don’t even recognize they’re insulting a real person. And I do that in my day-to-day around the Internet, too.

I don’t like that I do that. When I insult a person, I want to be deliberate, sincere, and I want it to have some fucking passion! I’m not into just passing around insults like some sort of petty blogger cunt! I’m a severe, direct blogger cunt, damn it!

And that’s real, ’cause I’m Bee-BO!…shit. She’s gonna kill me for that one. Anyway, enjoy the whole thing if you haven’t, and please enjoy the comments these folks left me. I know I did! :)

This helps me believe in God a little bit more, because if this stupid show can go on for 6 seasons, there has to be a Hell.

This helps me believe in God a little bit more, because if this stupid show can go on for 6 seasons, there has to be a Hell.

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I Live For The Intrigue

Shown here: the entrance to the office where the folks taking care of my inheritance work. This was Employee Appreciation Day.

Shown here: the entrance to the office where the folks taking care of my inheritance work. This was Employee Appreciation Day.

ROOLY SECURITY AGENCY
23 HERBERT MARCULARY AVENUE
WUSE 2 GARKI ABUJA
FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY

My name is Andrew Louis, the Senior Directing officer of one of the many branches Rooly Security Agency. I am writing you concerning a situation which has come to my notice and i would like a confirmation from you before i proceed with my actions.

A consignment box containing a very huge amount of Fund about $15Million USD was brought here to be kept in custody by one Delegate Anderson Curtis who was assigned to Africa to handle issues involving foreign Beneficiaries being ripped each time they try to make a claim on their inheritance .This was done some months ago which the Agent stressed that the consignment belongs to you. Read the rest of this entry

McDonald’s Clearly Drove Its Employees Insane

I get the strangest feeling that this is a lie, but who can be sure nowadays, right? (Oh, reprinted under Fair Use blah blah blah...)

I get the strangest feeling that this is a lie, but who can be sure nowadays, right? (Oh, reprinted under Fair Use blah blah blah…)

OK, so it’s not just McDonald’s, but they definitely brought about a billion straws to test in finding the breaker for that old camel’s back! If you don’t live in one of a handful of major cities, ranging from a metropolis like New York City to a corpse like Detroit, you might not be aware that thousands of fast-food employees went on strike this week. Read the rest of this entry

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